About
Porridge Curious is a small, silly, sincere site about porridge. Take the quiz to be told what porridge you are, or build a bowl to do the telling yourself. There's a new bowl every day, the same one for everyone on Earth, which we find quietly pleasing.
The sermon on salt
A pinch of salt in the pot is non-negotiable. It is not optional. It is not a garnish. It is the difference between porridge and wallpaper paste. We will not be taking questions.
Privacy
We don't know who you are. We only know you're probably a Rolled Oats person. No accounts, no cookies needing a banner, no personal data collected. Your saved bowls live in your own browser and nowhere else.
Health, allegedly
Nothing here is nutritional advice. Porridge is allegedly good for you; we are a personality quiz, not a dietitian.